Judgemental Bitchititis is an ailment in which ones inner bitch is released. Symptoms of this condition include unprovoked bitchiness, snide disregard for passing harsh judgements on those around you, and often this infection can be attributed to a distain for a particular person or persons (source). However this isn’t always necessary, sometimes this distain is directed at anyone no matter what they have done or are doing, or how well one knows them. Judgemental Bitchititis often includes a large amount of judgemental acid to drip from ones tongue and a whole lot of word vomit that just won’t stop. While Judgemental Bitchititis is treatable, complete remissions and cured cases are few and far between.
I, like most, go through short periods of suffering from highly contagious Judgmental Bitchititis. Recently, I have suffered from a particularly severe case, much to the amusement of my good friend, and annoyance (eye rolling included) of my husband. My most recent bout of the Judgemental Bitchititis has gone on for A LOT longer than usual, I’d like to put that down mostly to my current condition but that may be a little wishful thinking. I was finding myself unable to stop when I got on my little tirades, and the more I spoke the worse I felt for being such a Bitch(ititis). Judgemental Bitchititis while it can be amusing to those around you for a while, it soon becomes draining. It is not uncommon for this disorder to then infect those around you, so they too start to suffer a case of Judgemental Bitchititis. Which because of its contagious nature will continue to spread, with you at times being the partial if not full source of the distain at the centre of the illness.
Luckily however, after what seems like forever, I seem to have finally overcome my latest tryst with Judgemental Bitchititis, and after a little reflection I think I discovered the treatment for Judgemental Bitchititis that worked for me. I think the key to overcoming a severe bout of the Judgemental Bitchititis is to try and pinpoint the source of your distain and then to either get rid of that source or to come to terms with it. Instead of focusing on this source of distain that’s causing you to become infected with Judgmental Bitchititis, try and focus on the good things about this source, if that is not possible then it’s time to let this source go. If however that option is not possible avoiding that source as best one can is really the only option.
Judgemental Bitchititis while it can have its brief perks, i.e. the amusing conversations it can bring forth, ultimately it is a disorder that it is best to try and overcome and as quickly as you can! If all else fails take a shot in the arm of ‘you’re-not-perfect-yourself’, a course of ‘look-in-the-mirror’ pills, followed by a good dose of ‘quit-your-bitchin' vitamins.
Good luck : )
